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“McDojo Over 99 Million Promotions Served”
Instructor – “Welcome to McDojo. How may I promote you today.”
Customer – “I would like a Black Belt, please. Super Sized”
Instructor – “Would you like a stripe with that?”
Customer – “Sure…why not.”
Instructor – “What about a title?”
Customer – “Do you have any Grandmasters?”
Instructor – “Oh yes that’s our most popular model.”
Customer – “I’ll take one. How long does it take to make?
Instructor – "It use to take a lifetime to prepare one of those. In fact only a few could afford the sacrifice, but we now have them premade in about every style. There are a few holdouts that will not give up their recipes, but we have guys working on that now.”
Customer – “I’ll take the one in your commercial. I want the one that comes with the patches. And don’t skimp on the patches.”
Instructor – “Ok …Coming right up!”
5 minutes passes
Instructor – “Here you go sir”
Customer - “Oh no you don’t! I paid for a red stripe and this one has a white one.”
Instructor – “The board of directors decided that the traditional red stripe reminded them to much of blood. They don’t want you project a bad image.”
Customer – “Everyone I know has red strips! It’s traditional to have red with the Grandmaster Combo!”
Instructor – “There’s nothing I can do. And you owe for the white stripe upgrade.”
Customer – “No way! Let me speak to whoever runs this please.”
Great Great Grandmaster Pan Zie – “ I am the one you seek. What do you wish to know?”
Customer – “ Why can’t I have a red strip with my black belt?”
Great Great Grandmaster Pan Zie – “Red is no longer cost effective for our traditional training program.”
Customer – “So your telling me Red cost to much to make?”
Great Great Grandmaster Pan Zie – “Your insights do you well, young grasshopper. But you would do well to keep these secrets…secrets.
Customer – “That’s it! I have had enough, I taking my business to Burger Kwan!
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