Helga's mom brought her
to her first Karate competition. Noting that the organizers
seemed a little shorthanded she approached the table. "Good
morning," she said to the Director, "you look a little
shorthanded. Anything I can do to help?" "Well it just so
happens we're short a fighter for the under 90 kg division," the
director replied. "Sorry," Helga's mom said, "I don't know a
thing about Karate." "That's OK" said the director. "We need
referees, too."